Spec Ad For

Original:

I AM NOT MEDICINE

At least one rhino is killed every day due to the mistaken belief that rhino horn can cure cancer and hangovers.

New:

I AM NOT MEDICINE

But I am delicious. Rhino meat is a lean and flavorful source of muscle building protein. Rhino, the other horse meat.

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Spec Add Three

Original:

I meditate to stop counting my likes

Matt, Tennis Player

New:

I meditate to face my family at Thanksgiving

Matt, Living a Lie

 

Spec Ad Too

Original:

“Bishop and I work together. He’s like family. It’s very important to report anything suspicious. It could be nothing. Or it could be something. That’s how important it is.” – Officer Chin

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING

New:

“Bishop’s my dog. He’s a dog. This is a diversion. Are you still reading? Tell us if you see anything sketchy. It could be nothing. Or it could be something. Wait what?” – Officer Chin

IF IT SEEMS SKETCHY, IT PROBABLY IS.

Spec Ad Won

 

Original:

New Look – Same Great Taste

A good source of PLANT PROTEIN

Silk – Plant Power

New:

This is the same product as before. Learn to read.

You can put it on cereal and NOT FART

Silk – No Farts

 

A Life Advertised

Nothing is for sale but everything is advertised.  In the link below, you will find write-ups of some of my favorite places, pastimes, and inanimate objects.  It doesn’t need to make sense — it just needs to make you feel good!

A Life Advertised